Heated discussion about cows.

Me: why don't you just have a steak.
Amanda: because I don't eat meat.
Me: so tell me then, why do cows exist? If we didn't eat them do you think they would live in nice little cow houses and send their little calves to cow school and work infront of a computer all day? Would there be famous cows? With multi-million dollar movies, would cow mom sit at home all day reading "cow weekly"?
Amanda: no.
Me: exactly. The only thing cows are good for is smackin over the head and throwing on the grill. Maybe leather jackets too, but they're not cool anymore.