Top ten reasons you probably piss me off.
So this is my first post and I'm supposed to be all witty and shit, but I can't think of a fucking thing. Actually that's not true. I wrote a really long entry about how much women piss me off and how bitter I am but that didn't seem appropriate on a females blog. So, fuck it. Here's a top ten list.
10) You are driving and yapping on your cell phone.
Shut the fuck up and drive.
9) You are listening to a type of music that irritates me.
What makes your ignorant ass think I want
to listen to your shitty music.
8) You interrupt me when I'm talking.
What I have to say is -n- times more important.
Shut up and listen.
7) You are a telemarketer.
Bottom feeding shit breather.
6) You are butt ugly and fat and you've got hot chicks all over you.
I'm speechless.
5) You are a "close talker".
Back the fuck away from me, homo. I don't need
to smell your breath to understand the bullshit
that is comming out of your mouth.
4) I just don't like you.
Go away.
3) You're happy.
There is absolutely nothing to be happy about
life sucks and you are going to die. Your mother
didn't love you either, she was lying.
2)You're breathing my air.
Stop breathing.
1) You've got all the brains of a box of hair.
Kill yourself.


Bite me,
Almighty Ruler