DON'T FUCK THIS UP:

It's decision time America, and all I can say is don't fucking screw these ballots up.

I don't want to wait three days to find out the "winner" of the election because the people in California can't figure out a punch ballot.

I don't want to hear that ballots are going to be considered "void" because they are fucking double punched.

I don't want to hear that George W. Bush is the winner of the election by a tiny margin, when half of the ballots were not even counted.

Hell, I don't want to hear that anyone voted for Bush anyway, unless you're a porn star. Then I would vote for bush too.

I know that being political is not my strong point so here goes anyway.

THINK ABOUT WHAT THE "PRESIDENT" HAS DONE IN THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

What Bush has going for him:

he has increased the deficit to a point of no return
he has lost more jobs for America that any president in like 65 years
he started a badly planned war
he's got hot daughters
his wife crashed her car into her old boyfriends in highschool and killed him(hopefully next:GW)

What Kerry has going for him:

he's never been found choking on a pretzel
he hasn't fucked up any countries yet
he hasn't spoke out against abortion, only for people to dig up reports that his old flame had one when he was younger
married Teresa Ketchup Kerry, possibly the coolest wannabe first lady ever

What this election lacks is a GOOD canidate.
VOTE OTHER THIS YEAR. MY NEW NAME IS OTHER.
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IN OTHER'S NEWS:

I got a call today, I have to go see my parole officer tomorrow, regarding this(scroll down to the 11th because I can't fiqure out how to directly link to the article) if you're a newcomer. I am officially on parole, and a wicked badass.
I gotta go pull out my Harley jacket and be hot and bad.


GRRR. *MENACING AND SCARY* Notice my snarl.

I failed. At being badass.

Come to think about it, I failed at being hot too.