I'm hot

Here are ten reasons why you should think I'm hot too.

10. I look the same with and without makeup.

9. I never wake up with drool all over me.

8. My eyes are killer.

7. I have good teeth.

6. I can cook.

5. I'm not a fatass.

4. I clean a mean house.

3. Sometimes when I'm really sick I wake up with snot all over the place.

2. When I drink hardbar I've been known to pass out in someone else's bed and puke on myself/the blanket.

1. When I laugh really hard/loud I choke and then burp.

I'm like sooo sexy.