This makes me laugh

My restaurant was just bought out by Koreans. They have put signs up EVERYWHERE. And most of them don't make sense. Like " autorized personel now" instead of authorized personnel only, and "keep door locked at all times" ON THE MAIN ENTRANCE.

This one makes me laugh the most though. It's on the delivery door in the back.

BAHAHAHA. NO!! PARKING. As if there should be more emphasis on the no, rather than the parking.