What girls are REALLY thinking during sex:

If you last longer than 10 minutes, "more" pretty much means "are you done yet?".

OH MY GOD!= Write that down. Keep that for future reference.

When she says "mmmmm"...
You need to get your ass off the internet and find a hooker.

If she screams someone else's name, just pretend you never heard it.
Obviously, she's living out a fantasy, with someone that she likes, and his name just isn't whatever the hell your name is.

"You wanna do that?"- are you insane.

When you ask "was it good for you", if at any time during her response she uses the word "good" YOU HAVE TO SMARTEN THE HELL UP. Or that bouncer hottie that always hits on her, is gonna end up hittin'it.

If a chick actually wants you to leave the lights on, it means (a) she wants to make sure you're really a guy or (b) she wants you to see her super hot (insert body part here)
Regardless of what your mind leads you to believe, it's not because you're so hot she wants to see everything.
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What does a computer nerd scream from his window when his house is on fire?
F1! F1! F1! F1! F1!
I made that joke up all by myself. Jenn=comedic god.

See ya later tonight.