Canadian Currency:
First we have the bills:
100: Yellowy-brown kinda color. Sought after by many, taken by me.
I really like this bill because it's worth the most. DUH.
50: It's a faded red color, and seeing as red is my favorite color, it gets 6 thumbs up from me. And its worth more than pennies so it rules.
20: It's green. It reminds me of home.
In other words, it sucks. I'm burning 30 of them right now. GrEEn DAy RleuZ!!!11!
10: It's some purply-blue color.
It's gay.
5: Are blue.
Blue=sad=depressing=fuck off I don't want to hear about Canada's economical problems.
Then there are the coins:
TOONIES: What the hell does TWONEE mean? What is the correct spelling? Why do you un-yankees insist on turning every damn bill into a circular metal form?
I wonder if Canadians are aware that foreigners like to keep their pants on in public. Mine fell down 9 times after I crossed the border. Extra weight in pockets=BAD BAD BAD. Anyway, it's worth the LOONIE X 2.
LOONIE: Is named after my mother. HI MOM.
QUARTER: Quit stealing America's name for their change, damn you!
DIME: See above
Nickelback: Is Gay.
got a PENNY? I ate mine by mistake.
Tuesday, March 2
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