Grand Opening's suck:

Why the hell do stores feel the need to have a "Grand Opening?" Do they serve a purpose? NO.
Ok, some of you are saying "Jennifer, you're wrong. They make more people aware of the new store." FUCK THAT SHIT! If this were true why would most stores wait a month before they have the "opening?" (because managers are stupid)

Ever try shopping at a store that was having their grand Opening? God damn, you need to pack a gun just to get through the aisles. You are surrounded by stupid people talking and drinking *complementary coffee*, they are not shopping, they are not looking at all the stuff the "new" store has to offer. They're all lounging around giving all of the girls unfortunate enough to not read the paper (me, the only damn day when I decide to go shopping in my P.J's) dirty looks. They should close the damn store for business when they have these social events because for the poor souls that actually have something to accomplish at this store, (mainly shop before class) IT IS HELL.

P.S: Hi Tracy! You are just so funny, I felt I must tell everyone about you... Come on, you probably read it wrong, we all know you can't read.