Today is worship your God day:

Happy Happy Joy Joy for all you God fearing people. Today is ____ (his/her/it's) day.

Seeing as I am an atheist, I will be worshipping nothing but my life, friends, internet, dogs, Homestar, and chocolate milk. I think that this going to be a fairly decent holiday. I got sweet JVC home theater speakers from my mommy dearest.(bringing my current total to 8 speakers) God damn she rules. I get to drag my ass outta bed really early and go eat lots of sugary food, shutup... this is not a typical day for me! *wink wink*
Then I get to gain 30lbs when I eat supper! YAY! I love turkey..... so I'll be a gobble gobbling'. (me so funny) I'm actually pretty damn lucky. I have a family, friends, food, and, dare I say school. When you think about it.... we all have it good, and not very many people realize it. Oh well..."I'm glad I'm from a 1st world country."

Now what the hell are you doing here? Go watch Homestar
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... or go hang out with your annoying family. You choose.

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