Things NOT to do if you want to start dating a chick:

DON'T tell us we're beautiful every five seconds. Deep down, we know that we must be pretty... Or else you wouldn't be giving us the time of day. Now don't get me wrong, you still have to say it every once in awhile, just because it's the law. And it saves us money on blush. Whenever we're sick/putting on makeup/sleeping you have to say it. If these conditions last for more than one day then you just say it about two times a week. Less can be acceptable only if you follow the statement with a dazed look or one of those full "I'm checking you out" glances and then you fall against a wall or something.

DON'T tell our friends that you're always thinking about us. Really, we want you to be a normal guy and go out with the "boys" and do something manly. DON'T sit around pissing and moaning when we're not there to all of our friends about how much you miss us or need us to be happy.

DON'T buy us unexpected gifts all the time. Sometimes are perfect. Like once every six months... Hopefully following great sex or at least have some reason. We don't like excessive gifts because really, we have everything we need 99.84569% of the time. If we wanted anything for being so damn perfect, it would be hot sex. Honestly, for chicks and guys, sex > gifts. And it saves cash for beer.

DON'T send chicks flowers all the time. Whether you like it or not, this is NOT a good idea when you're trying to score a chick. It makes you look needy/super mushy-romantic. Guys are supposed to be all hot and rugged and GRRR. Not "roses are red, violets are blue, I *heart* you, so love me too." When chicks read this shit there's only one thing we wanna say. Actually it's not even a word, it's last night's supper because shit like that is so fucking gay that we wanna puke. And then beat you up for being so stupid and annoying.

DON'T come to our house every day just saying you were "walking by" and wanted to come see how we are/how beautiful we look. (beautiful alone earns you an earful of the sound of the door slamming) It's not good to show up at anyones' house unexpected. Let alone a GIRLS house. BAD BAD BAD. Girls go to their house to do all the cool mysterious girl stuff that we don't want guys to know about. This is double bad if the girl lives with more females. If this is the case the other chicks are allowed to tackle you and throw your ass out the freakin window. Believe me, that's not as hot as it sounds.

DON'T write poems/songs/love letters in the first few days. It's mushy, and if you don't get this yet: GUYS ARE NOT HOT WHEN THEY HAVE "GIRLY" FEELINGS.
**note: songs/poems/love letters are not a good idea ever, unless you can sing or have writing skills that are above average.

Basically, don't be a pussy and girls will love you. Being overly luvvy-dubby is freaky. Just picture a super sweet chick, that's exactly what an overly sweet guy is like. FUCKING ANNOYING. Just be yourself. Don't try to sell yourself to her. And if you really act like this you know you're only making any possible future relationship harder... The first time you don't live up to the way you acted when you started dating, it's over. No matter how many times you said "I love you" or "you're beautiful", even ten dozen roses wouldn't save your ass.