This site...pornolized.

I've become aware that this changes every time it is loaded, so here are some funny things I saw when I read it:
Pay close attention to the links... they turn out the best.

"8:20 left in the 4th, right now the aardvarking score is 21-16 for the fucking Patriots. YAAAAY! I'm the queen of touchdown dances. What do you barfs think? MVP- Tom "Up the Arse" Brady?"

"ifer- Basically, ifer dripps "if her." How sexist. What a deep throating crock of shit."

"Jennifer's are overpopulating fingerfucks and seriously barfing the availability of all the thrusting Assfucks, Jakes, or Ryans."

"I'm not saying all Shafts are stupid. Actually, yes. Yes I am. "

"I feel the squirting need to deliver assfucking to you."

"Is it bad that my licks have now chosen me to turn to when they need a deep throating fix?"

"Three muff sniffs I screwed today:
1. I barfed jerks. Woo hoo for me. No longer a stick. I rule so much.

2. My nose is funny looking.

3. New bodywash can make a screwing girl super happy. Especially if it squirts like cocksucks."

"Three things that are going to happen tomorrow:
1. Nothing.

2. Wanking.

3. Nothing."

"So, if there are any motherfucking cuntlapps on my part, you need a life. Stop asslicking my felchs."

Links:
Gorilla "Mistress anal" Mask
Ninja "Afterburner" Pirate
Chokey "Fat Ass" Chicken
Smit "Suck my tits dry" Happens
Spit "Jerkoff" Circle