This amused me for 5 minutes:

Googlism Type in your name and it will tell you what google "thinks of you."

jennifer
jennifer is missing
jennifer is a missing solution
jennifer is a dork
jennifer is good
jennifer is dead
jennifer is currenty #1 most viewed profile
jennifer is
jennifer is beautiful
jennifer is getting
jennifer is a petite asian hottie
jennifer is getting bike riding lessons
jennifer is christened
jennifer is grateful to disraeli
jennifer is poting tol papr on the chey
jennifer is oregon's most famous
jennifer is beautiful but you might consider eating a steak
jennifer is a comic like
jennifer issue # 1 by ken knudtsen jennifer is an insane chimpanzee full of pent
jennifer is threatened by a hungry wild rooster
jennifer is currently nominated for her second grammy in february 2003
jennifer is a triple threat
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: jennifer is right
Google knows everything.